Generally speaking, you shouldn’t break the law, but if you insist, it’s a good idea to remember the Jalopnik Law: commit only one crime at a time. One California man chose to ignore that advice Monday night and was reportedly speeding in his Rolls-Royce Ghost when officers pulled him over.

The driver was identified as 27-year-old Ali Mused Adel Mohamed who was also found to be under the influence whilst driving himself and his young monkey around

The spider monkey, believed to be 1 month old, has since been taken to the Oakland Zoo, according to authorities