I've got tricks and treats up my sleeve. It's the most frightful time of the fear. Your costume? Couldn't scare less. Don't forget your spoo-key—this house doesn’t unlock itself. You can always count ...
What do you call a werewolf with a fever? A hot dog. Why did the zombie eat brains? He wanted food for thought. If you’re booing right now, thank you, thank you very much. We'll be here all night.
How did the zombie become great a trick or treating? Dead-ication. What is a vampire's favorite halloween candy? A sucker. What do demons eat for breakfast? Deviled eggs. What did the girl horse dress ...
That party was a real scream. Reading my daily horror-scope. No better way to kick off Halloween than with a bagel and scream cheese. I’m dead. (Literally.) Simply eerie-sistible. Trick-or-treat ...
Halloween is a time for tricks and treats, and that includes a few laughs. Whether you want to include a witty caption for your gourd-geous Instagram photo or have a few jokes up your sleeve for trick ...
Searching the Web for the very best Halloween humor has been a fun task—more than I could have imagined. I have to admit, though, that in my explorations I was obliged to wade through hundreds of ...
Halloween might primarily be a scary holiday, but that doesn’t mean it’s not also pretty darn funny. While you’re coming up with the best ideas for Halloween costumes, get a laugh (and maybe some ...