THIS is the wild moment a knife-wielding crab squares up to a terrified pooch before its stunned owner tackles the blade-brandishing beast. Bizarre footage shows the feisty crustacean scuttling ...

Florida resident Eduardo Alvarez captured a viral video of a blue land “gangster-ass” crab brandishing a pocket-knife blade at his dog.

Parade Pets and Yahoo may earn commission from links in this article. Crabs have a branding problem. They walk sideways, throw up tiny fists, and move with the exact energy of someone who is one bad ...